My friends, today I have a story for you (since I do claim to be a storyteller by trade). This is a tale of defeating the odds, of going from nothing to everything. This is a tale of success.
Write likable characters, agreeable women, genteel men, characters with easy personalities and gorgeous faces. Write characters your readers want to have over for dinner, want to introduce to their families, want to take to a movie.
How do I avoid writing bad fiction? Whether it's a terrible story, a useless novel, or a soul-crushing rejection letter that haunts your nightmares, I have the answer for you. Here is a simple, three step guide. Follow these steps precisely, and you will never write a terrible sentence again!